Δευτέρα, Ιουνίου 05, 2006
Den Skeftomai kai Grafw : Taxidevontas me ta ftera tis fantasias
Taxidevontas me tous gonis mou anatolikes polities Amerikis kai Kanada se ena leoforio gemato gerous (alopos eimai o pio mitsis) symperana oti oi taxidiotes genika horizonte se orismenes haraktiristikes katigories.
Syntaxiouhoi: Anemeloi pleon oi syntaxiouhoi ana to paggosmio taxidevoun astamatita prospathontas na zisoun empiries kai na gnorisoun meri pou den ehoun dei stin zwi tous. Anti na katsoun sta vrasta tous, apoteloun tin pleopsifia stis organomenes ekdromes kai kanoun tin zwi ton ypoloipon diskoloi, dioti einai geroi jie me tous gerous den tsakkonese. Oi syntaxiouhoi loipon kinounte opos tous karaolous me to paso tous kai ntinontai san karagiozides. Edo pou ta leme, mia 70hroni amerikana, peripou 90 kila me kontopantelono jie fanelloudi dekolte (gia na mavrisei, pantes jie tha kamei ton gero etsi na tou sikothei) den einai kai to kalitero theama. Afti i katigoria ehei os protereotita tis na piasei filies me to ypoloipo leoforeio kai idika me ton tour operator (xenago) kai meta ton parenohloun sta tilefona. dystihos egw ekopsa mitsis kai apofoitos opotan ehw na dwsw logo gia ta shedia mou gia ta epomena 15 hronia . Ti tha kamw twra, pou tha spoudasw, ti espoudasa, pote tha pantrefto kai loipa. etsi metahirisi ehw tin jie stin kypro, efharisto polla. an kai genika thavmazo tous ilikiomenous, idika ta zevgaria pou meta apo tosa hronia agapiounte opos ta filikoutounia, kai kathomai kai tous stino afti entoutis espasan mou ta vlangia mou. opou eshei proeretiki ekdromi en mesa, kamnoun anekdota me sexualika yponooumena jie geloun jie katalavoun monoi tous. jie kanei se re pappou as poume, esheis na gamiseis pou ton kairo tis thatcher jie enna mou kamneis jie kozouthkia as poume. jie aloimono se opoio taxidioti mpei se toualeta pou ekatse geros pano. niothei opos tous stratiotes mes ta harakomata ton proto pagosmio polemo pou evromousan psofismeno. i esthisi prosanatolismou tous en halia, jie oi kojiakares pou to paizoun kokettes vromozoloun to leoforio aromata. an tous kontepso me to tsigaro tha anapsoun opos tous kourdous flambe.
Polytaxidemenoi: pronomiouha katigoria touriston me tin opoia kapoios prepei na sinanastrefete to oligotero dinato. i empiria tous einai megalo proson efoson mporoun an sou poun pou vriskonte ta kala estiatoria, ftina katastimata kai alla inside information pou dyskola mporeis na vreis monos sou. an gelasteis omos jie tous piaseis kouventa epospastikes, das ist alles! an tou peis arese su to filleto to epsesino, tha koitaxei nohelika pros ta panw jie tha sou pei gia to filleto pou efage kato apo ta asteria stin argentinoi parea me tous gouchos. an tou peis gia kanena potamo, tha sou lalei gia tote pou ekamnen rafting sto ecuador, i pou efkalen fotografies ston amazonio jie enas alligatoras haziri na tou akkasei to heri. pe tou kamia kouventa gia kanena ktirio jie tha sou mashete ws avrio gia tis hares tou ankor vat stin kampotzi, gia tous naous panw sta vouna tou nepal kai tou thivet, i tote pou anapsen karvouna sto Chitzen Itza tou Mexikou.pe tou gia kanena zoo pou eides paraxeno jie tha akouseis gia ta kantounia kai ta sokakia tis pamplonas opou ton ekatsan tou vourou i tavroi. An tolmas pe tou gia genejes jie den apokleiete na akouseis gia tes dodekahrones pou gamouse sto vietnam jie gia tous travesti tis mbangok. me love you long time jie xerw go kouventes. genika toutous theleis na tous dereis parapanw pou oullous giati en prihtides jie giati tous zileveis (ohi gia tous travesti kai ta dodekahrona omws, eipamen, na fkaloun fronimites ji istera).
Periergoi: toutoi einai sinithos amateur taxidiotes pou pragmatika pistevoun oti me tis ftinoekdromes budget pou kamnoun tha gnorisoun tin zwi kai ton politismo tis kathe horas. kathe llion rotoun ton xenago. pou eimaste? touton to ktirio pios to ekame? poios en toutos pas to agalma? pote idrithike touti i poli? pios en dimarhos? popse ti tha kamoume? pou en ta apohoritiria. genika en avoiithita mora pou den kamnoun na kykloforoun exw pou to spiti tous. sovara tora, ama sou pei o xenagos oti i ottawa eshei viomihania xylias, en anaggi na rotiseis posous milous eshei ? ate assihtir na poume. na katourisoun theloun ena na tous tin krata.
Idiotropoi: to nero ennen arketa vrasto, sapounoui den eshei to mpanio, oi ttoroi ennen arketoi, kapoios ekapnise (arage pios) jie evromisen ton diadromo, kapoios ekatse sti thesi tous sto leoforio, afisame ena axiotheato piso pou egrafe to programma, klp klp einai oi logoi pou kamnoun kapio ilaro na eshei taseis anhropoktonias. tipote den einai ikanopoiitiko gia touta ta atoma. eidika ama taxidevoun budget nomizoun pws kratoun ton Papa pou ta arhidia jie kamnoun kounia mbella. aman petoun me aeroplano tron to fai tous mehri kai to telefteo xanazestameno mbizeli jie den afinoun kounna gia kounna epidi dikaiounte. sto estiatorio travoun tin ypologistiki tous na logariasoun 13% filodorima kai genika tha steiloun to fai piso 2-3 fores until na to kamoun opos to theloun (exairite to stekki pou thelei tehni jie an den to kamoun opos to paraggilis ofilis na tous to steileis piso) pou to proin os tin nihta klain jie odyrounte oti tous egelasan sto pazari, oti to fai den itan kalo, oti to enan en etsi jie oti to ena en allo. an den tous straggalisei kanenas tha pnigoun mes tin holi tous. an kati tous entyposiasei tha grapsoun sto praktorio na tous to poun, an kati den tous aresei tha katevoun tou praktoriou kai tha fonazoun san tous pouttous tous klamenous na theloun apozimiosi.
Sofistike: Oi sofistike genika apofevgoun tin synanastrofi me tous loipous plivvious dioti i anatrofi tous den tous to epitrepei. o monos logos pou ekatadehtikan na katsoun mesa sto idio leoforeio (panta budget milame) kai na anapnefsoun ton idio aera me esena einai giati etsi to efere i mira. eno to vradi esy pas stin optional ekdromi sto palioestiatorio me ta tsigganika violia, afti eklisan apo to internet na pane stin opera, asheto pws tin sihenonte. to apogevma esy pas katw stin agora kai sta katastimata, afti tha pan sto tiffanys taha gia na psonisoun kai tha erthoun me ta heria adia kai tin dikaiologia pws den vrikan afto pou ithelan i kati na tous aresei (o pragmatikos logos fisika einai pos den kratoun mbakkira tsakkisti). eno esy vouras me ta mora sta parka kai sta theme park, oi sofistike vouroun tis gallery gia na doun pinakes pou den katalavoun, i gia na ektimisoun arhitektoniki pou den xeroun pos onomazete, i menoun sto xenodoheio dioti olokliri i poli einai aniari.
Sikkimetzies: ekathisterise to leoforio sas? kapios athkiaseros pou ton ekolosiran me to zori sto taxidi arkisen na xypnisi. ehathiken kapios pou to group? kapios sikkimetzis ekollisen panw se ena pinaka titsiriko tou Goya i kamian hamnoviza tou Modigliani. an ton rotiseis giati ekollise panw se pinaka tou Canalleto en ikanos na sou pei "na doumen posa tous ekatsen to palati na to htisoun, horka ta ergatika..." piskalia kapios se galliko estiatorio gia na ertei to karsoni? mallon tha einai o sikkimetzis tou group. sfyra kapios se geneka stin iordania? pale o sikkimetzis. elipsan ta anamnistika magnitouthkia pou ta katastimata me ta souvenir? egorasen ta oulla o sikkimetzeis na eshei na dia dora. den emeinan ypalloiloi sto katastima me ta papoutsia na sas exypiretisoun? vouroun na feroun papoutsia ton koppellouthkion, anipsiouthkion, petherikon, gampron, sygampron, aderfoteknon etc tou sikkimetzi. ithiste na einai kypraioi.
Zefkarouthkia: agapoulini. ti theleis zuzunaki mou? agapas me? kalw aggele mou! poso me agapas? pou tin gi os to feggari zaharoula mou! egw agapw se parapanw omws! poso me agapas? pou tin gi os paraji pou to feggari! agapi mou! latreia mou! de ta peristerakia pou en romantika! de ta skiourakia pou vouroun pas to grasidi! popse tha fame deipno me keria kai tha kanoume erota panw se krevati stromeno me rodopetala... (me sighorite alla eklosan ta antera mou den mporo na grapso allo...)
aux revoirs pou laloun jie sto Montreal.
Syntaxiouhoi: Anemeloi pleon oi syntaxiouhoi ana to paggosmio taxidevoun astamatita prospathontas na zisoun empiries kai na gnorisoun meri pou den ehoun dei stin zwi tous. Anti na katsoun sta vrasta tous, apoteloun tin pleopsifia stis organomenes ekdromes kai kanoun tin zwi ton ypoloipon diskoloi, dioti einai geroi jie me tous gerous den tsakkonese. Oi syntaxiouhoi loipon kinounte opos tous karaolous me to paso tous kai ntinontai san karagiozides. Edo pou ta leme, mia 70hroni amerikana, peripou 90 kila me kontopantelono jie fanelloudi dekolte (gia na mavrisei, pantes jie tha kamei ton gero etsi na tou sikothei) den einai kai to kalitero theama. Afti i katigoria ehei os protereotita tis na piasei filies me to ypoloipo leoforeio kai idika me ton tour operator (xenago) kai meta ton parenohloun sta tilefona. dystihos egw ekopsa mitsis kai apofoitos opotan ehw na dwsw logo gia ta shedia mou gia ta epomena 15 hronia . Ti tha kamw twra, pou tha spoudasw, ti espoudasa, pote tha pantrefto kai loipa. etsi metahirisi ehw tin jie stin kypro, efharisto polla. an kai genika thavmazo tous ilikiomenous, idika ta zevgaria pou meta apo tosa hronia agapiounte opos ta filikoutounia, kai kathomai kai tous stino afti entoutis espasan mou ta vlangia mou. opou eshei proeretiki ekdromi en mesa, kamnoun anekdota me sexualika yponooumena jie geloun jie katalavoun monoi tous. jie kanei se re pappou as poume, esheis na gamiseis pou ton kairo tis thatcher jie enna mou kamneis jie kozouthkia as poume. jie aloimono se opoio taxidioti mpei se toualeta pou ekatse geros pano. niothei opos tous stratiotes mes ta harakomata ton proto pagosmio polemo pou evromousan psofismeno. i esthisi prosanatolismou tous en halia, jie oi kojiakares pou to paizoun kokettes vromozoloun to leoforio aromata. an tous kontepso me to tsigaro tha anapsoun opos tous kourdous flambe.
Polytaxidemenoi: pronomiouha katigoria touriston me tin opoia kapoios prepei na sinanastrefete to oligotero dinato. i empiria tous einai megalo proson efoson mporoun an sou poun pou vriskonte ta kala estiatoria, ftina katastimata kai alla inside information pou dyskola mporeis na vreis monos sou. an gelasteis omos jie tous piaseis kouventa epospastikes, das ist alles! an tou peis arese su to filleto to epsesino, tha koitaxei nohelika pros ta panw jie tha sou pei gia to filleto pou efage kato apo ta asteria stin argentinoi parea me tous gouchos. an tou peis gia kanena potamo, tha sou lalei gia tote pou ekamnen rafting sto ecuador, i pou efkalen fotografies ston amazonio jie enas alligatoras haziri na tou akkasei to heri. pe tou kamia kouventa gia kanena ktirio jie tha sou mashete ws avrio gia tis hares tou ankor vat stin kampotzi, gia tous naous panw sta vouna tou nepal kai tou thivet, i tote pou anapsen karvouna sto Chitzen Itza tou Mexikou.pe tou gia kanena zoo pou eides paraxeno jie tha akouseis gia ta kantounia kai ta sokakia tis pamplonas opou ton ekatsan tou vourou i tavroi. An tolmas pe tou gia genejes jie den apokleiete na akouseis gia tes dodekahrones pou gamouse sto vietnam jie gia tous travesti tis mbangok. me love you long time jie xerw go kouventes. genika toutous theleis na tous dereis parapanw pou oullous giati en prihtides jie giati tous zileveis (ohi gia tous travesti kai ta dodekahrona omws, eipamen, na fkaloun fronimites ji istera).
Periergoi: toutoi einai sinithos amateur taxidiotes pou pragmatika pistevoun oti me tis ftinoekdromes budget pou kamnoun tha gnorisoun tin zwi kai ton politismo tis kathe horas. kathe llion rotoun ton xenago. pou eimaste? touton to ktirio pios to ekame? poios en toutos pas to agalma? pote idrithike touti i poli? pios en dimarhos? popse ti tha kamoume? pou en ta apohoritiria. genika en avoiithita mora pou den kamnoun na kykloforoun exw pou to spiti tous. sovara tora, ama sou pei o xenagos oti i ottawa eshei viomihania xylias, en anaggi na rotiseis posous milous eshei ? ate assihtir na poume. na katourisoun theloun ena na tous tin krata.
Idiotropoi: to nero ennen arketa vrasto, sapounoui den eshei to mpanio, oi ttoroi ennen arketoi, kapoios ekapnise (arage pios) jie evromisen ton diadromo, kapoios ekatse sti thesi tous sto leoforio, afisame ena axiotheato piso pou egrafe to programma, klp klp einai oi logoi pou kamnoun kapio ilaro na eshei taseis anhropoktonias. tipote den einai ikanopoiitiko gia touta ta atoma. eidika ama taxidevoun budget nomizoun pws kratoun ton Papa pou ta arhidia jie kamnoun kounia mbella. aman petoun me aeroplano tron to fai tous mehri kai to telefteo xanazestameno mbizeli jie den afinoun kounna gia kounna epidi dikaiounte. sto estiatorio travoun tin ypologistiki tous na logariasoun 13% filodorima kai genika tha steiloun to fai piso 2-3 fores until na to kamoun opos to theloun (exairite to stekki pou thelei tehni jie an den to kamoun opos to paraggilis ofilis na tous to steileis piso) pou to proin os tin nihta klain jie odyrounte oti tous egelasan sto pazari, oti to fai den itan kalo, oti to enan en etsi jie oti to ena en allo. an den tous straggalisei kanenas tha pnigoun mes tin holi tous. an kati tous entyposiasei tha grapsoun sto praktorio na tous to poun, an kati den tous aresei tha katevoun tou praktoriou kai tha fonazoun san tous pouttous tous klamenous na theloun apozimiosi.
Sofistike: Oi sofistike genika apofevgoun tin synanastrofi me tous loipous plivvious dioti i anatrofi tous den tous to epitrepei. o monos logos pou ekatadehtikan na katsoun mesa sto idio leoforeio (panta budget milame) kai na anapnefsoun ton idio aera me esena einai giati etsi to efere i mira. eno to vradi esy pas stin optional ekdromi sto palioestiatorio me ta tsigganika violia, afti eklisan apo to internet na pane stin opera, asheto pws tin sihenonte. to apogevma esy pas katw stin agora kai sta katastimata, afti tha pan sto tiffanys taha gia na psonisoun kai tha erthoun me ta heria adia kai tin dikaiologia pws den vrikan afto pou ithelan i kati na tous aresei (o pragmatikos logos fisika einai pos den kratoun mbakkira tsakkisti). eno esy vouras me ta mora sta parka kai sta theme park, oi sofistike vouroun tis gallery gia na doun pinakes pou den katalavoun, i gia na ektimisoun arhitektoniki pou den xeroun pos onomazete, i menoun sto xenodoheio dioti olokliri i poli einai aniari.
Sikkimetzies: ekathisterise to leoforio sas? kapios athkiaseros pou ton ekolosiran me to zori sto taxidi arkisen na xypnisi. ehathiken kapios pou to group? kapios sikkimetzis ekollisen panw se ena pinaka titsiriko tou Goya i kamian hamnoviza tou Modigliani. an ton rotiseis giati ekollise panw se pinaka tou Canalleto en ikanos na sou pei "na doumen posa tous ekatsen to palati na to htisoun, horka ta ergatika..." piskalia kapios se galliko estiatorio gia na ertei to karsoni? mallon tha einai o sikkimetzis tou group. sfyra kapios se geneka stin iordania? pale o sikkimetzis. elipsan ta anamnistika magnitouthkia pou ta katastimata me ta souvenir? egorasen ta oulla o sikkimetzeis na eshei na dia dora. den emeinan ypalloiloi sto katastima me ta papoutsia na sas exypiretisoun? vouroun na feroun papoutsia ton koppellouthkion, anipsiouthkion, petherikon, gampron, sygampron, aderfoteknon etc tou sikkimetzi. ithiste na einai kypraioi.
Zefkarouthkia: agapoulini. ti theleis zuzunaki mou? agapas me? kalw aggele mou! poso me agapas? pou tin gi os to feggari zaharoula mou! egw agapw se parapanw omws! poso me agapas? pou tin gi os paraji pou to feggari! agapi mou! latreia mou! de ta peristerakia pou en romantika! de ta skiourakia pou vouroun pas to grasidi! popse tha fame deipno me keria kai tha kanoume erota panw se krevati stromeno me rodopetala... (me sighorite alla eklosan ta antera mou den mporo na grapso allo...)
aux revoirs pou laloun jie sto Montreal.
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teleia i analysi sou! omos na diefkrinisoume pos oi omades den einai mutually exclusive kai yparxei kai overlap polles fores. as poume mporei na yparksei politaksidemenos periergos.. kai einai ontos megali atixia na vretheis konta tous!
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